Wednesday, August 29, 2007

13 Uses for Dog Fur

1) No further need for bookmarks,you can easily identify where in your book you left off by presence of fur and sometimes pawprints.
2) Helps identify corners in the house that need dusting
3) When found in food, decreases guests' appetite, thereby saving grocery bill
4) Worms it way into all electronics, giving owner an excuse to buy new stuff all the time
5) Encourages selecting clothes that match the dog, so no one at work sees the dog fur. Much simpler when you only want "dog colors" at Nordstrom. And they actually know what you mean when you say that, they must have an excellent training program.
6) Warns CATS to stay AWAY. And by "CATS" we mean anything non-Lab that is in the backyard. That especially means you, SQUIRREL!
7) Gives that Dyson a reason for its expensive existence.
8) When planning home decor, it's best to plan around dog fur color. Fur makes decorating a little simpler, as only dog colors are allowed.
9) Makes all the money spent on expensive air filtration system seem like a wise investment, despite evidence to the contrary.
10) Makes for a good joke when at a tense work meeting and can't think of anything more innocuous to say.
11) Chasing fur bunnies the size of Godzilla out from under the bed is really fun on a Sunday afternoon. Really.
12) Makes the vacuum repair shop so happy when the Dyson that no longer has suction shows up for yet another cleaning.
13) Makes a house a home sweet home.


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2boys2teach said...

Reading just the title of this one alone cracked me up. I have a 10 mo. lab puppy in the house and relate to a lot of these. Great TT! Blessed Thursday, Jenn

Joyismygoal said...

Wo a very Helpfullist Blech!!:>

Laura @ Laura Williams' Musings said...

Great list!

Mine is up at: 13 Bloomers

WAHM said...

Great list.

my very first 13 is up !

Deb - Mom of 3 Girls said...

Hmmm, I don't think cat fur is quite as bad, thank goodness! ;)

Damozel said...

I had to laugh. It's the same with cat fur. I have to clean it off the walls.

L^2 said...

LMAO! So true! You know I could have made a list just like it. :-)

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Yep, I can say the same thing about cat fur!

Happy TT!

Sophie said...

I'm using #10 for sure! Fun list!

Charlie said...

And don't forget - all that dog fur can make the floor oh so much more cushier - in fact it could protect your human in the event of a fall!

Joyismygoal said...

ugh LOL