Tonight my mom was about an hour late coming home from work. I was worried what might have happened. You know how it is, a guy worries when the family is late. So I chewed up her book. It's just a paperback anyhow, and between you an me, I think reading is boring.
Mom was unhappy though, because she was still reading it. I just chewed off the cover, and the last couple of pages. What's the big deal?
We worked some more on go outs and me returning the TO my mom when we play. I'd really rather she come get it from me, that's a way better game.