There was toilet paper available to chew up today. But for some reason, it tasted like cayenne pepper. I prefer the plain kind.
So instead, I got down the box off my mom's dresser. It has lots of nice things in it. I chewed up some clickers, a pen, a tube of lipstick, and some car keys with the electronic thingie on them. I like the car very much and I like the car keys too. I don't know why I destroyed them. I guess I just miss mom when she's at work.
Now she's talking about x-pens again.